They See Me Cleanin'

I was cleaning my backyard the other day, and realized there are a lot of things that are just perpetually dirty.

Dishes.
This is why hands were invented, they are like our personal portable plates (say that 3 times fast).

Trees.
Is it just me or are there always gross bugs on trees. Its as if they feel that they can just live in trees, trees are not houses silly spider.

Feet.
Doesn't matter how much you wash them or how many pedicures you get, toe gunk is invincible.

Food.
Specially if its made by someone in college or university.

Keyboard.
Have you ever turned your keyboards upside down, you never know what you might find between your p's and q's.

CDs.
Probably because nobody uses them anymore.